hundredsofsmallbirds:

name yr children after yr favorite memes

the one in the middle looks like neku

the one in the middle looks like neku

Actual conversation in the car with the two teachs who gave me a ride home

  • Teach1: So is this car a good one?
  • Teach 2: Yeah it's good, has lots of space and it's really cheap to maintain.
  • Teach 1: And what was it again?
  • Teach 2: A Ford.
  • Teach 2: Maybe that's why it is so
  • Me: NO
  • Teach 2: COMFORDABLE

trust:

me: it’s too hot

me: *opens window*

*in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses*

Five Nights At Nicki's
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jayheartless:

king-joaquin:

amerikkkanpie:

thisisbully:

This is the Caucasus region:

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No white Americans, you are not Caucasian.

You learn something new everyday

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caucasian_race

And Caucasians actually includes 50 different ethnicities from SouthEastern Europe to Northern India. No Anglo Germanic people fall under that. Bye whitey. 

sargentdextergrif:

i want to make a lindsay play list but the only songs u kno to put would be ‘bitches aint shit’ nd ‘ocelot’

boss ass bitch

also i am the best by 2ne1

fappuclno:

when you and ya bestfriend say something at the exact same time
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usotsukimaker:

"you can’t just love vocaloid forever"

me: image

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